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will his wings work...will he get to the bottom of the cliff safely or will it be a......

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As luck would have it, along comes another cyclist on a bicycle built for two, and is only too pleased to take Billie for a ride (so to speak).

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She has a sinister looking grin on her face as she picks him up, and off they go leaving a cloud of dust behind them. Will Billie Jay ever be heard of again?

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When Billie Jay finds out what the Grinning Gal has in store for him he will only be too glad to jump off that Cliff......Holy Cow! now what is that on the ....

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... horizon? A small figure can be seen in the distance approaching Billie. He is calling out to Billie to wait, he has an important message for him. Billie is just about to take the plunge, but this sounds serious. Oh dear, what to do? Billie doesn't want that madcap woman on the bike to realize he jumped off, he really should try his wings and fly, but this message does sound important.

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"Oh blimey!" says Billie in disgust, as he spreads his wings and takes to the air....

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Candidates Obama & Clinton point at an asteroid about to impact the earth. It turned out to be hot air displaying a likeness of ...could it be...is it?....

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OH NO! IT IS!!!!!! Things are not going well at all for poor Billie. It seems he has collided with a plane and has lost his wings. Somebody get a net, somebody get a net! There was panic across the land, as poor Billie ........

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Is headed for Davy Jones Locker, someone call for the Lifesavers... lifesavers3.jpg

don't need a net.....A Surf board and a few feathers in the right places was all that was needed to keep.......

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....the poor lad afloat. In fact he was having so much fun on the ocean that he had no intention of going back to the USA with those crazy women. And especially that one who was accusing him of something quite shocking. He would liked to have stayed at that barn dance of Rosies, but things were getting a bit hot for him there. Just then Billy looked down and found a part of his surf board was missing; "Oh no" he cried in anguish, what ......

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These must be shark infested waters. Billie only had one chance to save himself. He had to make a flying leap onto the beach before he was devoured. With the help of a gigantic wave coming his way, he catapulted onto the beach, and there waiting for him was.....

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the blonde kiwi Edif, waiting with a hovercraft to take him far away.

They were in the air and away,Edif saw on her computer screen all the ladies and men running to the waters edge,they could not see the hovercraft.

'ever picked up the piece of the surf board and said...

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Billy Jay, Billy Jay, to the right , to the right and as Billie looked to the left, as you know Billie suffers from dyslexia, to his wonder he sees.....

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all the women fall on the knees wailing at the loss of such a gallant gentleman as he.

'ever (Heather) not one to muck about,'Right every one on your feet!' No time for fretting,we need another tour mascot...at that all the women stood and dusting off their clothes,a wide grin appeared on each of their faces at the thought of another ....

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gallant, handsome, sturdy young man such as Billie, but they were stumped as to where to find one, and then 'ever all at once, she is the smart one, jumped up and said I know what we can do......

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th_poster5161909.jpg"EVER" NINGENT TURTLE

The sun is shining bright across this distant Isle. The tour bus slows to a crawl as the traffic is moving at a snail's pace.

Cricket and Mary Lou along with Rosie,Pat and Gill are gazing in wonderment at the beautiful scenery. They had been saving their money for a long time in order to take this trip and did not want to miss a thing.

Just as the bus rounded the corner, there in the middle of the road was a giant turtle, and who was riding on top but our friend , "Ever". It seems that MGM was shooting a movie there and "Ever" and her handsome turtle were the stars.

Just then, without warning......

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'Ever jumped off the back to check under the shell. Sure enough! Her trusty little companion was at the wheel, steering the tortoise across the road.

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'Ever wanted to make sure they didn't end up as road kill, which is why a "driver" was employed to propel the tortoise in the right direction, and at a good speed. Tortoises, left to their own devices, just might not make it.

As they approached the water's edge, an amazing thing happened .....

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Lonesome Geoge came ambling along and said, "What are you doing with MY wife?" he charged at the other turtle and ...

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Knowing Evers kitty didn't like the water, the lady turtle turned and started up the hill in the direction of her "husband". All was well, and then out of the blue.............

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here rambles another turtle right behind George, of the female persuasion, crowdng close to George, if you know what I mean. Now Ever figured there was gonna be big trouble and so she.....

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ROUNDED UP BILLY JAY (WHO HAD BEEN GIVEN THE WRONG DIRECTIONS) AND WAS ABSOLUTELY 'KNACKERED'

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he could not go another step so curled up in a ball (like Turtles do) and got ready to have a .....

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music7.gif To have a nap and wait for the folks to leave.

Things wer a' gettin' a bit testy as The producers of this movie,

( New Zealand Edif & Alberta Anne) wes a'tryin to finish this hare movie on location. Then right thar in the ditch jumps out a nun without her habit but dressed like a rabbit. Behind her thar waz a banjo playn' turtle, just a pickin' and a'grinnin'. He says, " Eye com frum Texas y'all. Had to leve thar cause Cathi was a fixin' to make some turtle soup.

Also that Brit feller "BJ" showed up, then the trouble began....

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QUICK! QUICK!...too late it looks like our Heather has got herself in a stew....or is that Soup? find a can opener fast and lets....

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....... and let's get a BIG MAC to go with it

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It sure beats having hare in your soup!!!!! RABBIT-thumb.jpg

Just then there seemed to be trouble brewing behind the scenes, a squabble had broken out among the hares and the tortoises.

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far out of nowhares, Cathi shows up. She had such a hankerin' for that thar turtle soup that she followered that critter all the way thar. But....to her surprise and amizemant, thar wern't not just one turtle, but lots o them thar funny lookin' thangs. And surprise, surprise, surprise! (Gomer Pyle taught her how to say that), Bunny Rabbits too! ummm, ummm, ummmm. Well, than she couldn't 'cide which one she wanted - rabbit, turtle, rabbit, turtle??? As she was ponderin' on this predicoment - the rabbits and turtles got skeered. Which one of us is she goin' to ate? The turtles pointed at the bunnies and the bunnies said - uh uh - noooooo, and pointed raight back at them thar turtles and said - it's YOU she came all this way far so we're.........

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